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Hardcore Atheist?

December 17, 2008 · 1 Comment

As first posted on Friendly Atheist and seen on skeptigirl, 50 questions to determine if you are hardcore about your atheism:

  1. Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge. (My first and only YouTube video…)
  2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens, Harris) in person. (Hitch signed my book and kissed my hand… did I tell you that already?)
  3. Created an atheist blog. (Okay, it’s mostly astronomy, but there’s some skepticism/atheism in there.)
  4. Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone.
  5. Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic.
  6. Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron.
  7. Own more Bibles than most Christians you know.
  8. Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.
  9. Have come out as an atheist to your family.
  10. Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering.
  11. Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization.
  12. Had a Humanist wedding ceremony. (One day I will.)
  13. Donated money to an atheist organization.
  14. Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins. (Maybe one day? But out of interest for the biology, not the atheism.)
  15. Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.
  16. Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.
  17. Hid your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away.
  18. Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc).
  19. Attended a protest that involved religion. (WBC Counter-protest count?)
  20. Attended an atheist conference.
  21. Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel.
  22. Started an atheist group in your area or school.
  23. Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism. (There is one I take credit for, but she’s not really out.)
  24. Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die.
  25. Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction.
  26. Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” during sex. Or you said something else in its place.
  27. Lost a job because of your atheism.
  28. Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).
  29. Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills.
  30. Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. (In high school I would say all of it except the “under God” part… the way it was written.)
  31. Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”
  32. Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying.
  33. Have turned on Christian TV because you need something entertaining to watch.
  34. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist.
  35. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.
  36. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).
  37. Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic) (Skeptic is on my wishlist is someone wants to get me a solstice gift!)
  38. Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.
  39. Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.
  40. Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.
  41. Wear pro-atheist clothing in public.
  42. Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them. (I wanted to once in college, my roommate wouldn’t let me!)
  43. Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.
  44. Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).
  45. Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it.
  46. Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.”
  47. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all.
  48. Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to…
  49. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray. (Head slightly lifted, just like Geo.)
  50. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you. (Yes, except weddings. I’ll go anywhere for friends that are dear to me.)

20/50.

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  • Richard Drumm The Astronomy Bum // December 17, 2008 at 01:20 | Reply

    Nicole:
    I wonder just how many of the 50 things one needs to do…
    Here's my tally (9):
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    2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens, Harris) in person. — I got my Jefferson book signed by Hitch and I gave him a CAS planisphere in return! He said he'd give it to his daughter. Kewl!
    3. Created an atheist blog. — Yup, mine's astronomy too.
    31. Said “Gesundheit!”– Now I say Manganese as George Hrab suggests.
    34. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist. — My Mom & Dad were too.
    35. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant. — Yup. I'm proud of it.
    36. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service). — I conducted my parents' burials. No service per se, though. Just the ashes in our field with family.
    47. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all. — Actually I plan to tell them that my sign is Ursa Major and that I was born on Rigil Kentaurus 3. (Check the numbers. That's where the Sun is as seen from there!)
    49. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray. (Head slightly lifted, just like Geo.) — Oh yeah! What fun! Nobody saw me, though. Bummer!
    50. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you. — I was married there, though. but that's it. The wife & kids attend TJMC in Charlottesville, but I stay home!
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    Richard Drumm The Astronomy Bum

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