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Entries from July 2008

Oh, and…

July 31, 2008 · 4 Comments

It’s July 31st. Wish me a happy birthday…

Or the cat gets it.

Happy birthday to the other ~1.8 x 10^7 people who share my birthday. Including Columbia, and these people and all this stuff happened.

My first birthday present today was from Tim, and it was this link… WANT!

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I Want to Believe

July 31, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Okay, so, lots on my mind these days. But first, I do need to put out my thoughts on the X-Files Movie, The X-Files: I Want to Believe. If you haven’t seen it already, clearly you were not as obsessed with the show enough to care that I’m going to be spewing SPOILERS left and right, so here goes…

SPOILERS!!!

SPOILAHS!!

Seriously… skip this if you don’t want to know what happens!

I know, I know, so in the X-Files, the paranormal stuff always turns out to be true and the skeptics are wrong. But that doesn’t stop it from being one of my favorite shows, and I was *so excited* to see a new movie!

Actually, the paranormal component wasn’t very large, and as usual it was kind of dubious. I realize now it’s the “want to believe” that leads viewers to believe that the woo-woo is actually happening. In any case, the driving force of the plot was intensely creepy. The creators of the show have NOT lost the touch for that at all! I was expecting big-movie action and adventure, and was instead surprised by a scary, gripping, and gruesome plot. It took a while to get going, but once it did, it was non-stop creep-fest! I’m amazed I slept at all that night. Oh yeah, and there’s a cylon in it. Not really, but he was one of the bad guys.

As for Mulder and Scully. They have left the FBI and are living very different lives now. The characters themselves have changed, too, almost beyond recognition. If it wasn’t played by the same actors, I wouldn’t have known it was Mulder and Scully. Also, it takes almost half the movie to finally work out what they have been doing since the show ended, making the earlier scenes between them incredibly awkward. Their first conversation was bascially “how many inside jokes can we put in one scene that the fans will recognize!” Eh, I’ll go for it, but it’s not good for story-telling. Once the plot got rolling, though, the characters settled into the awesomeness that we remember, and the last half of the movie was really awesome. Once Mulder shaved that god-awful beard, too.

So, go see it for a good, creepy movie, just don’t get caught up in the weird character interactions. And if you were a no-romo back in the day, you will probably be annoyed. (Shippers rule!)

Things that annoyed me:

- DD’s beard
- the suspense of whether or not Mulder and Scully had stayed together
- blatant “this is 2008″ cultural references
- plot inconsistencies that I had to purposely ignore
- people getting cut in the neck BOTHERS me and freaks me out
- the kiss was a little over-gratuitious, but they owed us for the bee thing in the first movie
- it took so long for Skinner to show up!
- gratuitous and unecessary death of a character during a chase scene

Things I liked:

- XF back on the big screen!
- Scully is still brilliant
- Skinner was in it!
- Mulder and Scully kissed!
- Mulder’s stalking-chasing scenes were fabulous… minus the blundering in with a wrench
- creepy-awesome story-telling
- the cute thing after the credits… stick around to see it!
- did I mention the creepy story-telling? it was the best!

END SPOILERS. It wasn’t that spoiled anyway, I hope.

Expect to see me at Best Buy the day that it comes out on DVD!

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Being Kidnapped by a Dalek

July 28, 2008 · Leave a Comment

So I’ve finished with my *big move* and I’m still unpacking. Ugh, unpacking is teh suck. I’ll catch up with a review of the X-Files movie a little later but first a fun news tidbit from everyone’s favorite sysadmin… (did you thank your sysadmin last Friday for Sysadmin Day?)

Dalek-voice changer at centre of bizarre kidnap plot

I’m not surprised that one of these babies was used for that particular purpose. It seems almost natural, if not geeky as all hell. But I’m especially intrigued by the actual kidnapping story.

James Wakefield hoped to win back his girlfriend’s affections by having her abducted by a friend, then “heroically” rescuing her, a court heard.

Okay, seriously? That’s pathetic, creepy, and just a wee bit sexist. Luckily the friend chickened out, but both were convicted of “conspiracy to kidnap.”

Just a reminder, be careful who you date. They may turn out to be crazy. Or have a secret wish to be a Dalek. Either way, “Run for your life!

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Wafergate 2008

July 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I was totally being productive today! And then PZ had to go through with his cracker desecration.

Okay, pulled myself away from the comment thread for now. Seriously, read his whole post. He’s got a very good point! I have to say, he’s also got cajones for doing this. After the first death threat I would’ve said “screw this.” But the ridiculous hate mail almost made it mandatory that he go through with it. If the Catholic League hadn’t made such a big damn deal about him, his original post would have been nothing more than another well-written blog post, and nothing would have ever happened.

Bill Donahue is having his fit. Seriously, in all my years as a Catholic, I never heard of this guy or the Catholic League. And can’t an all-mighty deity handle this himself?

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Radio Astronomy on the Moon

July 23, 2008 · 3 Comments

So I’ve been able to sit in on a video-conference for a group that is putting out a plan for a low frequency radio telescope on the Moon. I’m just a wee student, so I observed quietly. There are a lot of technical challenges, and the science is fascinating and there is SO MUCH to think of and to do. And every once in a while, I couldn’t help but think, “DUDE, we’re talking about building things on the MOON.” How awesome is that? We are seriously considering a Lunar Base and astronaut involvement and lunar topography and lunar gravity and just WOW. The timescales in question are on the order of 20 years or so. Going to the Moon is fascinating enough, but going to do good science is even more impressive.

The reason for going to the Moon for this kind of experiment is all because of the Earth’s atmosphere. Specifically, the ionosphere, the layer of atmosphere where most of the atoms have been ionized. The plasma of free electrons becomes opaque to radiation at frequencies lower than about 10 MHz. This corresponds to very long wavelength radio radiation, or somewhere above and around the AM radio stations. The waves of light are actually on the order of meters in length! In fact, the ionosphere can be used like a mirror to send signals around the curve of the Earth. But why do we want to observe the universe at such long wavelengths?

My research involves the search for the signal of the epoch of reionization. Yeah, that’s a mouthful. In the past decade or so, we’ve been flooded with information about the Cosmic Microwave Background (CMB), or the microwave light from the period of time 300,000 years after the Big Bang. At this time, the universe was mostly hydrogen, with a bit of helium and a smattering of “other.” The universe was also mostly uniform, but not quite, since tiny fluctuations, which we see imprinted on the CMB, were the seeds for large matter structures that would, 13.6 billion years later, form things like galaxies where we live!

So we know that the universe was pretty uniform then, and we know about galaxies that exist today and a few billion years ago. But what happened in between? What were the first stars like? How did the first galaxies form? What we do know is that the neutral hydrogen universe of old has given way to a completely ionized universe. That is, the ultraviolet radiation from those first objects had to ionize hydrogen between the galaxies, splitting it into protons an electrons. We know roughly when that happened, but we don’t know all the details yet. What we can do is image the neutral hydrogen from early times and watch as it disappears, first in little bubbles around the first objects, later expanding into a web until the entire intergalactic medium is ionized!

Now, hydrogen has a spectral line at 1.4 GHz. However, due to the expanding universe, this signal is redshifted, or, it appears at longer wavelengths (lower frequencies) depending on how far back in time you look. The hydrogen should be going through it’s most rapid ionization at times that correspond to frequencies between ~100 and 200 MHz. This is where many ground based experiments are looking. However, to probe the early reionization epochs, as well as the intrinsic structure of the neutral hydrogen before the stars formed, we need to probe even lower frequencies, down to 10s of MHz or lower! Hence, we need to leave the Earth to avoid the ionosphere. Next stop, Moon! Not to mention, we get away from all that pesky man-made radio interference.

So anyway that’s a lot of information, and I’m always willing to chew someone’s ear off about it. For this meeting that I attended, the antenna design that is being drafted involves at least 400 of these things being spread out across an area of lunar surface. In talking about the need for a robot to deploy these, a simple robot with one function, I immediately thought of

WALL-E! Aww he’s so cute.

So, 2025? I’ll be about 40, and my eyesight will have only gotten worse. Think they’ll still send me? I’ll spend my time studying ground-based arrays and the ionosphere in the meantime.

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Crackers and Dancing

July 22, 2008 · 1 Comment

First, a PSA. If you are doing construction work in a townhouse development where people are still living, please do not turn up the bass on your car to “head pounding” at 7:30 in the morning. Grrr!

Next, I love Rebecca over at Skepchick for her latest post on the “Cracker Debacle.” I have yet to listen to that SGU, but I’m looking forward to it. The short of it: it’s hypocritical to be irreverent of other people’s beliefs then get uppity when your own irrational beliefs are under attack. It’s a perfectly human thing to feel, but being skeptical means striving to think beyond that.

On an inspirational note, today’s APOD has little to do with astronomy, but it’s really awesome. Yes, I got teary-eyed during the video. So sue me!

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Musical Interlude

July 21, 2008 · 1 Comment

I have developed a music-crush (as opposed to man crush) on George Hrab.

So, the other day, I finally got the in the mail Hrab’s 2004 album Coelacanth. After hearing such good songs as “BrainsBodyBoth” and “Think for Yourself” on Skepticality, I had to give it a shot. I even followed their advice to buy the actual CD and not just the iTunes download because the packaging was cool. And I was certainly not disappointed.

I had already read some of the lyrics to the songs, and they were quite clever and funny. So I was expecting that. However, lyrics read and lyrics set to the music for which they were intended are two TOTALLY different things. For some reason, I can’t find artists with agreeable lyrics AND great music, but now I have! Even if you disagree that “Heaven Must Be Boring” you have to admit that, musically, this guy is freaking talented. The music is diverse, danceable, and fun.

Now, granted, I know jack shiat about music. Remember, my music education came from a not-rich Catholic school where once a week we sat in the auditorium and sang gospel songs, badly, while being accompanied by the accordion. I tried to teach myself to play the keyboard when I was very young, and that was an epic fail. I’m doing much better with my doumbek (how can you screw up Doom, Tek, and Ka?) but let’s say I fail at music. However, I know the difference between something that is pleasing and sophisticated from something that is… not.

So, my impressions of George Hrab’s music: clever, sophisticated, and fun. Check it out!

Okay, back to work for me. Still pooped from a whole weekend of packing. Moving is TEH SUCK.

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Somewhere, some intern speech writer is laughing his or her ass off…

July 18, 2008 · 1 Comment

Who said there’s never anything interesting on C-SPAN?

(Seriously, it’s worth it… your irony meter will asplode…)

(Shamelessly stolen from the Bad Astronomer’s twitter post)

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Wave at the Nice Astronauts!

July 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

Did you know that you can see the International Space Station with the naked eye? It’s actually quite bright! Space.com reports on some great opportunities to see the ISS from North America and Europe over the next few weeks. They include a recommendation for http://www.heavens-above.com for figuring out your viewing times.

On the home page, under “Configuration” choose “select from map”* or “select from database” in order to find your location. This will determine when you can see the ISS. Once you’ve picked your location (which can also be done manually) and hit “Submit” you go back to the main page where you can click “ISS” under “Satellites.” This will give you the visible passes for the next 10 days. Note that the time is 0 to 24, there is no A.M. or P.M.

So now you have the visibilities, and you know the times they will occur. Now, look at the column “Alt.” under “Max altitude.” Good viewings will happen when that is a high number, that is, when the ISS very high in the sky and above trees, buildings, etc. Finally, check out the “mag” column. That tells you how bright the ISS will appear, where low numbers mean bright! For example, the faintest stars the naked eye can see in the country is 6, and bright Venus is -4.

Here is my example. This shows that on Friday night, I will have a good high pass before 10pm, perfect as long as the weather is clear.

There are other satellites that get really bright, and if you are outside stargazing, you will see many more fainter ones. They do not zip across like fast moving meteors, or “shooting stars,” nor will they have multiple lights and/or blink like airplanes. They chug along, slowly and purposefully, with a single star-like light, through some portion of the sky. The Iridium satellites are famous for bright flares thanks to their very reflective and flat aluminum antennae. These “Iridium Flares” are listed under “Satellites” on the Heavens Above page for the next 24 hours and 7 days. Check it out! And think about how far we’ve come as a technological civilization when we can look up and see our spacecraft orbiting our home planet.

*When I do this, it set the time to Central European, and I haven’t figure out how to change it. But since that is UT+2, subtract 2 hours from the time column to get Universal Time. If you don’t know how to convert to your time from UT, here’s a guide for those in the US (and daylight savings is in effect!) If you use the database instead of the map, the time seems to be correct.

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Podcast-y goodness

July 14, 2008 · 5 Comments

Happily, I have gotten over my “podcast-block” where I couldn’t listen to one and do anything else, especially work. I still can’t read a paper and listen, but most of my other tasks I can do while listening along. So I’ve finished Skepticality, working backwards mostly because I was initially interested in the recent topics, and kept going backwards. The newest one features one of the coolest astronomers in the world, Neil Tyson. Overall, I learned a lot of cool stuff from the shows and was entertained. I can’t wait for the next episode!

Now I’ve moved on to Astronomy Cast. I’m starting this one from the beginning and working my way up (minus the few I’ve already tuned into, like the awesome scientific method episode.) It’s all astronomy, all the time. Most of this material I’ve learned in my classes, and I’m even reviewing in my tutoring sessions. Fraser’s question and Pamela’s answers are still very informative to me, and will help solidify my knowledge and help my own explanations to others.

Don’t get me wrong. I still love my music collection. But I’m more entertained when I’m also learning! I feel like I’m finally entering the 21st century. This is all the good stuff I missed while I was immersed in classes 24/7…

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